How To Get Free Advertising, Drinks, And Maybe Put To Sleep At The US Open - Stab Mag

Playing (Mostly) Exclusively On Stab Premium: Facing Monsters, Featuring Kerby & Cortney Brown

51 Views

How To Get Free Advertising, Drinks, And Maybe Put To Sleep At The US Open

No surfing necessary.

elsewhere // Aug 8, 2023
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: 3 minutes

Last week, I claimed that Stab’s editorial skeleton crew would be found wandering through the throngs of inland motocross enthusiasts at the US Open.

I regret to inform you, this did not happen.

In fact, the only place you might’ve happened across our trope of parsel-tongued surf bums was if you’d stumbled into one of the multiple twilight premieres which dotted each weeknight along the Huntington strip.

Though our days were filled with every intention of wandering barefoot in the shade of the hallowed pier, other tasks — Joyrides, Vans Pipe Masters preparation, Stab Highway social media, drinking beer — always seemed to absorb the sunlit hours. Each evening, the promise of free booze, new surf films, and smiling friends would pull us back into the fray.

Notable standouts included Coco Ho’s Indonesian edit (above), Noah Beschen’s movie premiere, Jacob Szekely’s new beard, Conner Coffin’s retirement party (including beautifully composed 805 film), and one Stab producer getting headlocked to sleep by a former high school wrestler at an AirBNB in the wee hours of the morning.

Oh, and a whole lot of free advertising.

Soleil Errico and the WSL approve this message.
Eithan Osborne showed out to celebrate Conner Coffin’s retirement.

John Mel and Dylan Hord know.

Gabe Garcia and Stab’s first-editorial-lady.

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

What’s The Best Surfboard You’ve Ridden This Year?

Damn the marketing — what actually works?

Jul 27, 2024

DON’T FILM THIS (But Pics Are OK)

It's dry July in Tahiti.

Jul 26, 2024

Did ‘Team USA Surfing’ Just Win Best Dressed At the Olympics Before It’s Even Started?

With no Mongolians present in Tahiti, Team USA and Oakley are gunning for Most Fitted.…

Jul 26, 2024

Ferrari Boyz: Benny Howard

"I apprenticed as a carpenter, did brickie labouring, dish-pigging, filled up gas tanks, then got…

Jul 26, 2024

Jack Robinson Isn’t (Really) Injured, Police Say ‘No Surfing’, A Chinese Star Emerges

Our first dispatch from the 2024 Olympic Games in Tahiti.

Jul 25, 2024

The Latest Item In Coco Ho’s Ever-Expanding Design Portfolio: A Timepiece With Swatch

She possesses that rare ability to touch things and turn 'em to gold. 

Jul 25, 2024

The Hog Makes His Olympic Predictions

After a night spent vigorously cross-examining athlete data, Hedgy produced these BOAG picks.

Jul 25, 2024

2024 Stab Surfer Of The Year MYC (Mid-Year Check-in)

Who's made the biggest footwell in surf culture, thus far, in the Year of the…

Jul 25, 2024

Are Bronze Medalists Really Happier Than Silver?

Owen 'Bronze God' Wright demystifies the 2024 surfing Olympics.

Jul 24, 2024

‘Desensitised’ Chronicles Kipp Caddy’s Journey To The ‘Wave Of A Lifetime’ In Mind Melting 8K 

“I think crew get a bit too beaten up on the whole tow vs paddle…

Jul 24, 2024

Long Read: How Surfing The World’s Most Dangerous Slabs Saved Kerby Brown’s Life

"There is big wave surfing, and then there is what Kerby does." - Kai Lenny

Jul 24, 2024

Who Nathan Florence Is Betting On For Olympic Gold

Become a better better with our 2023 SSOTY.

Jul 23, 2024

Kai McKenzie Attacked By Shark In Port Macquarie

The young freesurfer sustained a life-threatening injury to his right leg.

Jul 23, 2024

Op-ed: PSA From The Photog World — Know Your Fucking Limits

Nate Lawrence, Chris Bryan, Dom Mosqueira, Morgan Maassen and more chime in on the recent…

Jul 22, 2024

Unlocked: Oxbow’s Children Of Teahupo’o

10,000 miles from Paris, here's a portrait of surfing's 'Olympic Village.'

Jul 22, 2024

Dimitri Poulos Is Reinvigorated After Losing His Taurine-Caffeine Sponsor

Now the 21-year-old ‘comp guy’ from Ventura threatens a Dane-esque pivot to freesurfing.

Jul 22, 2024

Empty Set: When Is It Ok To Bail Your Board?

The Florences and Mark Healey dissect the razor-thin line between cowardice and common sense

Jul 21, 2024

A (Non) Objective Look At The Best Backside Barrel Riders In History

Who has the best pigdog in the pen?

Jul 21, 2024
Advertisement