Stab Comment of the Year

Distance Divided by Time = September’s COTM

By Mr. Cheddar /premium

Psychology, bowling balls, and 6000-year-old alien sorcery.

Oct 3, 2026

Rat King Rises To Power, Crowns Free Willy As July’s COTM

By Mr. Cheddar /premium

Conspiracy, mid-year adjustments, and self-sabotaging aquatic mammals.

Aug 3, 2026

2025 Was The Year Of The Rat

By Jack O'Neill Paterson /premium

Comment of the Year 2025 goes to...

Jan 13, 2026

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Distance Divided by Time = September’s COTM

By Mr. Cheddar / elsewhere

Psychology, bowling balls, and 6000-year-old alien sorcery.

Oct 3, 2026

Rat King Rises To Power, Crowns Free Willy As July’s COTM

By Mr. Cheddar / elsewhere

Conspiracy, mid-year adjustments, and self-sabotaging aquatic mammals.

Aug 3, 2026

2025 Was The Year Of The Rat

By Jack O'Neill Paterson / news

Comment of the Year 2025 goes to...

Jan 13, 2026

March’s COTM Harkens Back To Matt Biolos’s Infamous “I’m Not Your Shaper” Soliloquy

By Christian Bowcutt / elsewhere

Our winning commenter took cheeky aim at the Lady Gaga v. Mayhem case.

Apr 3, 2025

Should We Put Deivid Silva In Stab Highway’s “Worst Heat Ever”?

By Christian Bowcutt / elsewhere

February's Comment of the Month thinks so.

Mar 8, 2025

2025’s First COTM Is A “How Surfers Get Paid” Dad Joke

By Christian Bowcutt / elsewhere

Who drew first blood in this year's Stab Premium battle royale?

Feb 7, 2025

And Our 2024 Stab Comment Of The Year Winner Is…

By Stab / elsewhere

Let's see which keyboardsmith won the Grand-ish Prize.

Jan 15, 2025

Cast Your Votes For 2024 Comment Of The Year

By Stab / premium

If you're a Stab Premium Member, please enter the ballot box here.

Jan 9, 2025

Is Competitive Surfing’s Qualification System Broken?

By Christian Bowcutt / elsewhere

October's Comment of the Month is a two-sentence dissection of surfing's systemic oddness.

Nov 8, 2024

September’s COTM: Who Won The Surfboard From The WSL Finals Comment Section?

By Christian Bowcutt / elsewhere

A deep-quip regarding Caity Simmers' victory from an "Adult Learner".

Oct 3, 2024

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Steam On Mirrors, Slater Milked Dry, And Europe Gets It In Every Hole

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The 20 Best Surfboard Models On The Market, According To You — Part 2

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Steam On Mirrors, Slater Milked Dry, And Europe Gets It In Every Hole

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The 20 Best Surfboard Models On The Market, According To You — Part 2

Stab Comment of the Year

Distance Divided by Time = September’s COTM

Rat King Rises To Power, Crowns Free Willy As July’s COTM

2025 Was The Year Of The Rat

Most Recent

Distance Divided by Time = September’s COTM

Rat King Rises To Power, Crowns Free Willy As July’s COTM

2025 Was The Year Of The Rat

March’s COTM Harkens Back To Matt Biolos’s Infamous “I’m Not Your Shaper” Soliloquy

Should We Put Deivid Silva In Stab Highway’s “Worst Heat Ever”?

2025’s First COTM Is A “How Surfers Get Paid” Dad Joke

And Our 2024 Stab Comment Of The Year Winner Is…

Cast Your Votes For 2024 Comment Of The Year

Is Competitive Surfing’s Qualification System Broken?

September’s COTM: Who Won The Surfboard From The WSL Finals Comment Section?