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Here’s Your Cyclone Alfred Appetizer—But What’s on the Menu for the Main Course?

A generous serving of swell, served with a side of chaos—garnished with crowds, wind, rain, and a relentless sweep—hits QLD/NSW.

elsewhere // Mar 3, 2025
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Australia’s east coast is about to experience its first major swell event of 2025, courtesy of Tropical Cyclone Alfred—a storm system currently reworking the Queensland and Northern NSW coastline a tad harder than DJ Paul Fisher at an Ibiza beach club. You can watch a livestream of Kirra here — it helps to have someone tracking these guys getting piped for a hundred-odd yards.

Two states have issued severe weather warnings for flooding and destructive winds, expected to intensify as early as Monday. While Alfred’s trajectory remains uncertain due to “weak upper-atmospheric steering influences,” according to the BOM, a landfall along the Sunshine Coast would have significant consequences were it to materialize.

But a crisis is a terrible thing to waste.

Every point from Evans Head to Agnes Water is lighting up. Wategos has lost its beach entirely, now resembling a pebbled point. The Superbank is already a spectacle—equal parts festival and battlefield. Every surfer with a scrap of paid leave, every visitor who “just happened” to be in town, every high school kid with an impeccably timed stomach bug—all will converge on the sand, scanning the horizon, waiting for their moment. The hierarchy will blur. Drop-ins will be inevitable. Barrels, violent and fleeting.

And then—some bloke in a tattered springsuit, looking like he hasn’t surfed since Cyclone Oma, will somehow luck into the wave of the day. A misplaced high-line, a desperate pump, and the ocean does him a favor—it stays open, giving him the run of his life. He’ll emerge, wild-eyed, arms raised, reborn. And your first thought? “Total fluke.”

Out to sea = we’ll be okay. Landfall = oh shit. Credit: BOM

But when you, by some divine convergence of oceanic forces, stroke into a similar gem—when you set your line, feel the wave draw clean and hollow, and get shot into daylight with the wind at your back—it won’t be luck. It will be preparation. Skill. Dedication. The product of years spent reading charts, timing tides, and learning the language of the sea.

At least, that’s how you’ll tell it.

For now, here’s a preview of what’s in store—a highlight reel of “lucky” surfers threading their way through Alfred’s opening act.

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