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“Chuck Norris Looks Under His Bed For Brett Simpson Before Going To Sleep”

Edition 111.

// Nov 24, 2017
Words by Picks
Reading Time: 2 minutes

While Morgan Williamson, Michael Ciaramella and editorial bossman, Mr G, pay their thanks with turkeys and awkward family dialogue, for the Australian contingent it’s business as usual. It’s a Friday (here) and we know that there’s a mob of hungry mouths to feed. Thankfully our well-trained canine, also residing south of the equator, has once again fetched the weekly disqus treats.

So here we are, with not a lot to say. The Bondi launch of Taj, Jay Davies and Dino Adrian’s Honest Ale was last night and we straight CBF digging for wit that probably wasn’t even there to begin with. So we’ll leave you now with a few bones iHusky scratched out of Stab’s unkempt commentary garden bed. 

What is it Morgan usually writes here? Something about it all happening again? Scroll down and apply the lotion.

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