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READER POLL 2017
We promise this won’t (really) hurt.

Wanna win a new surfboard? We have a custom Chilli ‘Black Vulture’ to gift (plus all the trim you’d expect from a premium dealer). To be in the running, just answer a few questions for us. It won’t take long.

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We promise this won't (really) hurt.

Wanna win a new surfboard? We have a custom Chilli ‘Black Vulture’ to gift (plus all the trim you’d expect from a premium dealer). To be in the running, just answer a few questions for us. It won’t take long.

So You Think You're Smarter Than A Stab Writer?

Listen up fuck faces.

Seems like a lot of you like to run your mouth. Heaps off dogshit opinions that you like to throw around all willy nilly in the comments, like Stab scribes don’t have feelings. And you know what? I love it. In fact, I have a proposal to get some of your delightful trash talk on a bigger platform. A Fantasy League for the approaching WSL season, just me and nine of you specially-selected knuckleheads pretending we’re smarter than each other. Updates after each contest, horrendous discussion board posts, and garbage surf theories. 

We’ll call it “The League of Narcissists." Winner gets a prize, loser gets a spanking, everybody with a shitty opinion gets ridiculed. Sounds like fun right? 

I only want the real shit talkers to shoot me an email if you're interested. The ones with little regard for the words that spill out off their keyboard—I’m talkin' to you Kelly’s Yellow Tooth. Don’t miss out on a chance to call me a dumbass on a daily basis.

How to enter:

Email me something vulgar. Tell me to go fuck myself, call me a loser, can’t surf, etc. The harsher the better, just leave my mother out of it. Include your username if applicable so I can research some of your work on the site. I don’t want no scrubs in this league.

Email: [email protected]

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