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Sammy Pupo cries not out of defeat, but out of axing his own blood from the tour. Who knew pro surfing could be so Biblically brutal? Photo: Aaron Hughes/WSL

The Cut Wasn’t The Surf Fans’ Idea — But It Might Be Our Fault

Psychoanalyzing surfing’s highly sadistic audience (us!).

Words by Paul Evans
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