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Ozzie Wright And Kobi Clements In “The Theatre Is A Cold Dark Place”

Or the Slurpee defence. 

style // Jun 20, 2017
Words by Stab
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In honour of winter, we’ve curated an untraditional, highly-serious shoot to aid your yearly purchase. Because a piece of thoughtfully composed rubber is critical to your cold water experience. Plus, we like to show them off. We took a few surfers and shot them anywhere but the ocean (we did go for a surf afterwards; we’re not that cruel!). Here is Ozzie Wright in his Volcom Classic Rubber 3/2 and Kobi Clements in his Vol.1 Jersey indulging in the cinema and a sugar rush.  

Oz Kobi 5

Disclaimer: Short sleeved steamers will not stop a Slurpee headache.

Photography

ALEX BRUNTON

“Kobi’s drinking three litres of iced Slurpee and he’s freezing,” says Ozzie. “So it’s lucky he did wear his wetsuit tonight. I didn’t even get a popcorn rash, and I had the jumbo size. This wetsuit’s incredible.”

You can view our selection of sublime wetsuits for everyone, better yet, everything! Here.

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