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Get yourself to the Stab x VonZipper party

SHARK FIN SOUP from VONZIPPER AUSTRALIA on Vimeo. Wanna come to the Stab party? Yeah, you do. Well, here’s a chance to make it happen. Basically, we want to seduce you into a bizarre love triangle. Things are gonna get weird. It’s you, us and the internet. It’s all about Facebook. We’re new to this game. It ain’t easy getting the ball rolling in the unforgiving land of social networkin’. So what we wants from you, dear readers, is a little booster. All you have to do is update your status with the most original, humorous, thought-provoking and/or profound coupla sentences that you can think of. But… It’s gotta be about Stab. And it has to link our Facebook page. How d’ya do this? When typing in your update box, just hit the “@” key, and a little drop-down should ask you to enter the name of a person or thing. This is where you type ‘Stab Magazine’, and incorporate us into your amusing rantings. Stab Magazine didn’t come up as an option? Well, that means that you gotta go ‘like’ us first. Remember: this is all about getting our Facebook friends up. So when you’re typing away, try and urge your pals to get their ‘like’ on with us. Tempt ’em with half of your prize (read below). Obviously, you should try and aim this concept at the peeps on your list that will have an interest in what we do. We’re going to be selecting the 10 most clever and original posts (that led to a lift in our pals), and the winners will score double passes to our (still-secret) Stab/VonZipper party. Enter as many times as you like (by updating your status regularly), and feel free to try out different phrases or sentiments. It’s all you, kid. Only downside is, you gots to be able to get to Sydney, Australia on the 28th November. If this is you… then why are you still here? Facebook.com! Go now!

We’ll be watching our page (where your work will be evidenced) closely. We’ll draw the winners on Friday the 26th, (that’s this Friday!). You’ll like our parties (even though the livid commentary you’ll read below here will be FURIOUS!) You’ll ride free all day and all night. Oh, and sorry, you’ll need to be 18+. You can become a fan of our Facebook page, here. Get at it! And remember: Just ’cause you ‘like’ this article, don’t mean you’ve ‘liked’ Stab’s Facebook page yet.

style // Feb 22, 2016
Words by Stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

SHARK FIN SOUP from VONZIPPER AUSTRALIA on Vimeo.

Wanna come to the Stab party? Yeah, you do. Well, here’s a chance to make it happen.

Basically, we want to seduce you into a bizarre love triangle. Things are gonna get weird. It’s you, us and the internet.

It’s all about Facebook. We’re new to this game. It ain’t easy getting the ball rolling in the unforgiving land of social networkin’. So what we wants from you, dear readers, is a little booster.

All you have to do is update your status with the most original, humorous, thought-provoking and/or profound coupla sentences that you can think of. But…

It’s gotta be about Stab. And it has to link our Facebook page. How d’ya do this? When typing in your update box, just hit the “@” key, and a little drop-down should ask you to enter the name of a person or thing. This is where you type ‘Stab Magazine’, and incorporate us into your amusing rantings. Stab Magazine didn’t come up as an option? Well, that means that you gotta go ‘like’ us first.

Remember: this is all about getting our Facebook friends up. So when you’re typing away, try and urge your pals to get their ‘like’ on with us. Tempt ’em with half of your prize (read below). Obviously, you should try and aim this concept at the peeps on your list that will have an interest in what we do.

We’re going to be selecting the 10 most clever and original posts (that led to a lift in our pals), and the winners will score double passes to our (still-secret) Stab/VonZipper party. Enter as many times as you like (by updating your status regularly), and feel free to try out different phrases or sentiments. It’s all you, kid.

Only downside is, you gots to be able to get to Sydney, Australia on the 28th November. If this is you… then why are you still here? Facebook.com! Go now!

We’ll be watching our page (where your work will be evidenced) closely. We’ll draw the winners on Friday the 26th, (that’s this Friday!).

You’ll like our parties (even though the livid commentary you’ll read below here will be FURIOUS!) You’ll ride free all day and all night. Oh, and sorry, you’ll need to be 18+.

You can become a fan of our Facebook page, here. Get at it!

And remember: Just ’cause you ‘like’ this article, don’t mean you’ve ‘liked’ Stab’s Facebook page yet.

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