Stab Magazine | Comments Of The Week, Edition 92
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Comments Of The Week, Edition 92

“I don’t watch TV” proudly says the man who spends eight hours a day on the internet.

style // Jul 7, 2017
Words by stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Ready for some fun facts about the internet? Here we go. Ironically, the internet was invented to save us time. Also, two decades ago, the internet couldn’t work without phones. Today, our phones can’t work without the internet. Here’s another, the creator of the internet is in his 70’s. If you saw him, you’d probably mistake him for just another grandpa who doesn’t know how to use the web. One more here, everyone thinks they’re hilarious until they start using the internet and see millions of people funnier than them. Don’t believe me? Keep scrolling.

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02. Is The Fish Surfing’s Most Misunderstood Design?

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01. The Idiot’s Guide To The Finless Club

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