Comments Of The Week, Edition 67

Here’s a fact for the keyboard maniacs from this week’s Disqus board: Laughing in the morning has been shown to have similar effects to drinking coffee. Torment in the morning could be good for you? Perhaps.

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08. Teen Surfer Attacked By Shark While Wearing Shark Deterrent

“you know right away this is florida because he is on his way to the hospital in a golf cart.” — Rhino

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07. Watch: 3 And A Half Minutes Of Dane Reynolds’ Best Clips

“I wish beers and burritos made me surf this good.” — Noa’s last dart

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06. Trash Floods Bali’s Beaches Again

“Balis beaches have nothing on this comment section.” — wally fucin wallpumure

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05. Australian Olympic Surfers Are Getting Their Own Wavepools

“One other thing that replicates the ocean very well is the fucking ocean.” — 20 mule team

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04. Watch: Jake Marshall in “Big Timers”

“All silly white people shit aside, that full wrap at 1:00 was clean as fuck.” — turd burglar

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03. Filipe Toledo And Yesterday’s Maui Breeze

“Maybe get the Facebook dude to help you guys out with this shit media player you seem to love so much.” — Skin between ass & balls

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02. Watch: Noa Deane, Creed McTaggart, Beau Foster And Ellis Ericson In ‘Rage’

“without watching I bet one of these mad cunts gave the middle finger to the camera” — John Bong Florence

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01. Filipe Toledo And Yesterday’s Maui Breeze

“A Brazilian will do anything for their country….except live there.” — Dilma Rousseff’s Ghost > ValiantScorn