Stab Magazine | Comments Of The Week, Edition 67

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Comments Of The Week, Edition 67

Misinformed dribble and moments of brilliance.

style // Jan 6, 2017
Words by Dane Noakes
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Here’s a fact for the keyboard maniacs from this week’s Disqus board: Laughing in the morning has been shown to have similar effects to drinking coffee. Torment in the morning could be good for you? Perhaps.




08. Teen Surfer Attacked By Shark While Wearing Shark Deterrent

“you know right away this is florida because he is on his way to the hospital in a golf cart.” — Rhino



07. Watch: 3 And A Half Minutes Of Dane Reynolds’ Best Clips

“I wish beers and burritos made me surf this good.” — Noa’s last dart



06. Trash Floods Bali’s Beaches Again

“Balis beaches have nothing on this comment section.” — wally fucin wallpumure



05. Australian Olympic Surfers Are Getting Their Own Wavepools

“One other thing that replicates the ocean very well is the fucking ocean.” — 20 mule team



04. Watch: Jake Marshall in “Big Timers”

“All silly white people shit aside, that full wrap at 1:00 was clean as fuck.” — turd burglar



03. Filipe Toledo And Yesterday’s Maui Breeze

“Maybe get the Facebook dude to help you guys out with this shit media player you seem to love so much.” — Skin between ass & balls



02. Watch: Noa Deane, Creed McTaggart, Beau Foster And Ellis Ericson In ‘Rage’

“without watching I bet one of these mad cunts gave the middle finger to the camera” — John Bong Florence



01. Filipe Toledo And Yesterday’s Maui Breeze

“A Brazilian will do anything for their country….except live there.” — Dilma Rousseff’s Ghost > ValiantScorn


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