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Comments Of The Week, Edition 59

As curated by seasoned, revered commentator, iHusky.

style // Jun 28, 2016
Words by Curated
Reading Time: 3 minutes

10 Comments

10. Watch: Horrendous Weekend Jet Ski Slam At The Wedge

“Lucky they were wearing their life vests, otherwise someone could have gotten hurt.”

Dalima Rouseff, politely observant. (2 upvotes)

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9. Mason Ho In License To Chill: Hawaiian Hurricanes

“Mason’s shaper must honestly fucking hate him.” 

Mr. Sparkle on ding repair. (2 upvotes)

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8. The Delightful Resurrection Of The Surf Video Game

“100 things more delightful than playing a surfing video game.

1. Surfing.

2 – 100: Repeat #1.” 

Balderdash Ballyhoo, truth bombs. (10 upvotes)

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7. WSL Employs Perth-Based Clever Buoy For Shark Prevention At J-Bay

“Can they get the priority buoy to send alerts to Conner?”

Michael Newman, concerned. (6 upvotes)

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6. The Delightful Resurrection Of The Surf Video Game 

“Man, can’t wait to feel the difference between those Futures and FCS fins on my iOS Hypto Krypto.” 

Jack Robinson’s Bowl Cut, excited by digital options. (21 upvotes)

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5. Chopes Bears Balarm Stack, A Dark Star In A Screaming Blue Hole

“I once ate an entire Balaram Stack at a pub in Rhode Island, got a t-shirt that said “I beat the Balaram Stack sandwich challenge, Rhode Island” – even got my polaroid on the wall!” 

david f, proud. (9 upvotes)

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4. Chippa Wilson Wins The Nixon Surf Challenge

“So Fergal can’t fly by plane ‘cause it’s harmful to the environment, but he’ll wear a 5/4/3 wet made by little kids in Indo and ride PU boards. Cunt’s about as environmentally friendly as those old foam maccas containers!”

Poohurst, green watchdog. (21 upvotes)

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3. The Puerto Escondido Challenge Is Green Lit For Friday

“Will the Red Bull ban the Cape Fear tradies and carpenters from watching and posting about this?”

Noa’s last dart, real talk. (14 upvotes)

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2. How To Surf In West Oz, With Kael Walsh

“His name sounds like a healthy dish I cannot afford.”

gatorbeug, culinary woes. (4 upvotes)

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1. WSL Employs Perth-Based Clever Buoy For Shark Prevention At J-Bay 

“In case of system failure, Optus will be giving the attacked surfer free data on the weekend.”

Claiming Medina, scorned. (10 upvotes)

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