Stab Magazine | Comments Of The Week, Edition 77
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Comments Of The Week, Edition 77

Snide and prejudice. 

style // Mar 17, 2017
Words by stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Between tidbits of hate-mongering and madness is cultural regression. So here’s one for the self-righteous behind computer screens, bigots and occasional wit. While the barrage of faceless names persists, we’ll continue to present our most cherished of the week. We invite you to embrace another batch of the quasi-insightful, and sometimes deplorable, all the while mindful you won’t, because as the old proverb goes: You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him fuck a fish.

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07. Florida’s New Amusement Park: Kelly Slater’s Wave Pool

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06. Watch: Kelly, Gabs And The Wright Fam At Snapper (No Jerseys!)

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05. Quiksilver Pro, Day Two: Started From The Bottom, Still Here

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04. Unveiling The Mystery Behind The Freshest And Youngest CT Rider

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03. VISA Partners With The WSL

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02. Watch: Oliver Kurtz And The Glorious Fruits Of Ocean X

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01. Re-Introducing The Condor, Pete Mel

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