Video: Willem Powerfish
Warning: If You See This Guy In The Lineup, Do NOT Drop Trou
And protect your goddamn pelvis.
Every local has one.
The guy who rocks a full lycra powersuit and lucha libre mask, burns everyone with a pulse, and threatens to sexually satisfy any man who crosses swords with him in the lineup.
No, wait—no local has one of these figures. Which is probably why we found Willem Powerfish's latest Youtube installment so outrageously comical. Watch as he purple cock goblin smashes his array of flaccid crafts into unsuspecting bystanders then tries to fellate them on the shore. It's much more wholesome than it sounds on paper, but unless you work at a Russian bathhouse, it's probably still NSFW.