The Coffin Bros Feast On Kirra And Clams

Despite having his “nut sack protectors” on, Parker Coffin’s skin was no match for multiple days of Kirra run-arounds.

“This is the worst rash I’ve ever had in my life,” he said while looking at his inner thighs. “For sure.”

Such are the issues involved with a week’s worth of cyclone surf in a tropical locale. While the rest of the world watches with envy, those on the front lines fight their own battles from all the paddling, sleeplessness, and waves worn on the head through a multi-day swell. 

Luckily for the Coffin brothers, long-time friend Matty Wilkinson was able to nurse them back to health with some food, drink, and lux accommodation at his new Byron getaway. Hit the triangle for anything we might have missed.