Longboarding: The Standing In Line At McDonalds Of Surfing
A step by step guide to ensuring “your muscle memory is used to doing fuck-all”
Longboarders are not very good at taking jokes. Which is why they’re so often on the butt-end of them, and why they get very angry when fun is poked. When our dear Brendan Buckley published his very funny (at least we thought it was) and very satirical “It’s Time to Hate Longboarding Again“, our Instagram DM was assaulted with sour single finners. One account even claimed (in complete seriousness…) that thousands of children have put down their single fin logs and given up something they loved due to said article.
Brendan responded to the above Instagram account by stating, “That’s because the board is probably too heavy for them and they should be riding 5’8 thrusters instead.”
While we’ve tuned in intermittently to New Zealand’s Luke Cederman and his occasionally hilarious Raglan Surf Report, his most recent piece at the expense of single-fin toting small wave minimalists is too good not to share.
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