Longboarding: The Standing In Line At McDonalds Of Surfing
A step by step guide to ensuring “your muscle memory is used to doing fuck-all”
Longboarders are not very good at taking jokes. Which is why they’re so often on the butt-end of them, and why they get very angry when fun is poked. When our dear Brendan Buckley published his very funny (at least we thought it was) and very satirical “It’s Time to Hate Longboarding Again“, our Instagram DM was assaulted with sour single finners. One account even claimed (in complete seriousness…) that thousands of children have put down their single fin logs and given up something they loved due to said article.
Brendan responded to the above Instagram account by stating, “That’s because the board is probably too heavy for them and they should be riding 5’8 thrusters instead.”
While we’ve tuned in intermittently to New Zealand’s Luke Cederman and his occasionally hilarious Raglan Surf Report, his most recent piece at the expense of single-fin toting small wave minimalists is too good not to share.
Sharing Tubes And Hummus In The Middle East’s Surfing Jewel: Israel
No Contest does Tel Aviv!
Joao Chianca Wants A Pipeline Rematch With JJF
And ain't afraid to ride more foam to do it in the Vans Pipe Masters.
An Unorthodox Marriage Of Science And Surf
Cliff Kapono and The Mega Lab are changing stereotypes on all fronts.
Harry Bryant Dumps Crutches, Visualizes Pipeline Pits After Snapping Leg
“For once in my life, I’m taking something a bit more serious."
What If You Bought This Sumatran Surf Camp For $690k?
Making a blue print out of surfing's most recurring day dream.
Sierra Kerr On Greasing Full Rotes, Making Dad Cry & Her Concussion @ VSHPBME
'I haven’t got my license yet, but I'm thinking of buying a little truck.'
“There Definitely Needs To Be More Girls That Try Airs”
Caity Simmers' thoughts on her Vans Pipe Masters debut.
Preview: Who’s John John Florence Flushing Down The Haleiwa Toilet Bowl?
The final event of the CS schedule is almost upon us. Let's dissect.
Watch Now: Kael Walsh, Rolo Montes, And Al Cleland Jr In ‘Saturn’
Quik’s new 20-minute surf film is so good you’ll want to burn a DVD of…
How A Magic Island Birthed One Of The Most Radical Surf And Skate Scenes In The World
Mateus Herdy, Pedro Barros and friends in Red Bull x Stab's No Contest, Brazil.
The Uber Driver Turned Crypto Millionaire Who Denounced His US Citizenship And Whips Into XXL Nazare
"I do what I want, I don't have a boss." -Toby Trouble
‘I Thought He Was Gonna Grab A Machete… Then He Picked Up A Rock’
2x SSOTY Jai Glindeman’s drama (& left-tube) filled Sumbawa trip.
“The Inside Of Pipeline Sounds Like The Center Of The Universe”
Tosh Tudor seeks solitude at the Vans Pipe Masters.
Is Rasta Rob Really Going To Ride His Beloved Stock Dims Rad Ripper At The Vans Pipe Masters?
An interview with the most rapidly ascended surfer in recent memory.
Sierra Kerr And Robbie McCormick Win Vans Stab High Indonesia Presented By Monster Energy
And we had a live premiere in Oceanside to celebrate.
The Stab Guide To The World Cup
Including which team bears most similarities to former CT surfer Ricky "Ricky Badness" Basnett.