Is This Eli Hanneman’s Best Edit Yet?
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I have a theory regarding Eli Hanneman. He’s not a human being—he was grown in a lab. This lab—nestled underneath the Red Bull headquarters—spent years developing their new specimen. The result was a new breed of surfer. One that’s compact, agile, and never falls.
Eli’s blood is 90% Red Bull and 10% lighter fluid, which explains the explosiveness. His bones are constructed from industrial-grade rubber. Flexible enough to bend but sturdy enough not to break.
As far as the brain is concerned, Eli Hanneman has a two terabyte hard drive in his head that contains all the known formulas for high-performance surfing. They play on a loop.
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