Dane Reynolds On Why He Hated Golfing With Kelly Slater
Dessert, the WSL’s Instagram, and so much more.
When Dane Reynolds talks, we listen.
But when Dane Reynolds sits down on a striped lawn chair and lists all the things he hates most in this world, we stir some butter in the pan, mix in the unpopped kernels, set that bitch on medium on wait for uzi sounds.
Once it’s downgraded to an AR-15, we lift the lid and attempt to steer flying corn puffs into an oversized bowl, from which we gorge ourselves with eyes glued to screen. It’s just that good!
In this scintillating short, Dane tells us all the worst things: interviews, dessert, the WSL’s Instagram (“the worst pandering bullshit”), and golf, but mostly because of a particular incident with Kelly “The Rulebook” Slater.
It’s one of the more honest and relatable things you’ll watch all week.
Thank you Dane x Monster Children.
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