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Live Now: How Surfers Get Paid, Season 2 Episode 7 — Laird vs. The World

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Caity Simmers Has A Brother Who Also Surfs Like Pop Rocks And Melted Butter

Timo Simmers just graduated from his e-bike.

cinema // Dec 7, 2023
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: < 1 minute

It’s a paradigmatic phase in a budding surfers life when they secure a shoddy old car and a parking spot at their local.

The yearning to become a lot troll is one of natures most compelling sensations and, according to an inside source, the glory of fulfilling such an impulse is one that has not been overlooked by Timo Simmers and his Oceanside hellions.

With a freshly battered Corolla to his name (or probably his parents) the younger Simmers talent’s parking lot time has gone up exponentially in the past few months.

Above are some of the fruits of his labor — with surfing and editing done by TImo himself. Clearly, premiere skills and buttery style run in the bloodline.

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