Miss Reef 2016 is a thing that you should be aware of

Here’s a little something to screw with your headspace. The original, the page two, the Reef ads you used to flip to immediately in whatever surf mag that happened to slip into your palms. Before Instagram models, before Snapchat, the Chive and free internet porn there was Reef. But it was tasteful, you know? They made thongs… their advertisements were chicks in thongs, it just made too much sense. And that vibe hasn’t changed, there’s still Reef girls, they still have little bubblegum booties and you still clatter your teeth hopeful for a chew. Well, Miss Reef 2016’s coming in hot and tight, slipping into crevices and making any poor man question what in the world he’s doing with his life. For this year’s Miss Reef Calendar, photog Kate Bellm took to the jungles of Costa Allegre with the lovely ladies. The result is 12 months in the cerulean lagoons and tropics of Mexico’s west coast. If you’re looking for adventure… or, let’s be honest with ourselves; eye candy. You’ll find it here.