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Your April Comment Of The Month Winner Is…

Kelly Slater, Russians, and Uluwatu.

elsewhere // May 7, 2024
Words by Christian Bowcutt
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April’s Comment of the Month winner has been crowned…

*32 years on tour, but that’s beside the point.

We are listening, Turtle.

This comment was posted under our Kelly Slater retirement announcement, where we, perhaps, chose an interesting shot of The Best Who’s Ever Lived during his final post-heat interview as a full-time CT surfer.

Turtle, please send us an email at [email protected] with screenshot proof of your Disqus account — you just won a free year of Stab Premium and you will be entered in the running for the mega-prize for “Comment of the Year” at then end of, you guessed it, the year.

If you remember from this article, Turtle will now be one of 12 commenters (one for each month) that will be a candidate for COTY. He’ll be sparring against 11 other Shakespeares for top honors.

Happy quipping.

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