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This Year’s Jet Ski Chaos Continues

A terrifying accident in Sydney.

Words by Jack Mutschler


One thing we’ve learned the past few months is that it’s pretty easy to make the wrong move on a ski-doo. As perfect geniuses, we write off the victims of ski-related incidents as fools and scorch them in the comments.

The truth is accidents happen, and the ocean is one powerful force to navigate perfectly. One wrong turn or a mistimed punch of the throttle will land you on the Qualified Captain. Even the best can get tripped up from time to time, no matter how much experience they have under their belt.

The latest misfortune comes to us from Sydney, Australia. Watch above.

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