This Is What Winning Your First CT Event Looks Like

A few days ago, we brought you Caity Simmers’ EXTREME COMPETITIVE SURF VLOG.

Now, courtesy of Bruno Zanin, we have fellow first-time event winner João Chianca’s version — albeit less satirical.

This one is genuinely extreme.

In our interview with João earlier this week, the lovable Brazilian spoke in depth about his energy, as well as the rationale behind his many, many claims.

Above, Chianca gives us all of his energy, a shit ton of claims, and some hectic Atlanta trap music (his choice).

If there was ever surfing fit for Future riffing about baby mommas, this is it.