Matt Biolos Gaslights Millennial Ian Crane, Puts 29-Year-Old In ‘Old Guys Rule!’ Vid Ft: Taj, Wardo + Lopez 

I know Matt likes to shape his Stab in the Dark boards from the snowy mountains, but have his OOO hours made him forget Stab High winner Ian Crane’s still youthful bones?

How dare he age the 29-year-old like that.

Only kidding. Another great episode from The Lost Surfboard Network’s six-part series ‘5’5″ X 19 1/4… Century’. 

Takeaways: the term ‘tail waft’ should only be used to describe a Taj Burrow turn – still ripping btw. UE Booming the first song by D.I. will get you canceled in Rhode Island/Surry Hills. Ian Crane has locked down the BS stalefish rotation forever – don’t try one. Those RNF-96’s look addictive. 

Stick around for the credits featuring father/son Lopez, the world’s highest rated rep, Gorkin going boom, and Mason and Wardo re-unite for more Mexico mishaps.