Watch Stab In The Dark Season Finale At Parties Worldwide! 

Want to know who won this year’s Stab In The Dark? 

The final episode hits the web next Tuesday at 7:30 PM PST. In theory, if you scrubbed your way to the closing scenes right after it goes live, you could know who took it out by 7:31 at the latest. 

But we wouldn’t recommend that approach. Rather, we think you should enjoy the full episode in good company. We’re holding a few watch parties around the world to help you do just that. 

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See an overview below, catch all the details in the Instagram post embedded above. 

Encinitas, California: March 5 
Mill Valley, California: March 5
Uluwatu, Bali: March 6 
Newquay, United Kingdom: March 8 
Peniche, Portugal: March 9 

Note that Kolohe Andino and the finalist shapers will be on-site at the Encinitas premiere. If you’re able to go and elect not to, it is possible that you will have to live with so much remorse that it’ll permanently alter your biochemistry and you’ll become unrecognizable to those who once loved you. 

Surfing!