What Will Surfing Look Like After This?
A logical progression from last week’s moral quandary.
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Times of uncertainty, to be certain.
Depending on the internet corners you prefer to frequent, you’ve likely been exposed to a range of scenarios regarding what our post-VID world will look like. Maybe this is all overblown and there will be vaccines, treatments, etc available relatively soon. Maybe this is the end of civilization and we will set fire to the arts and engage in phases of tribal warfare. Or perhaps thousands of child sex slaves will be released from underground tunnels due to chemtrails or 5G or Bill Cosby or Bill Clinton.
It ain’t really my place to opine on all that. I feel comfortable addressing a different question, though: What’s next for surfing?
A lot of things will likely change. The WSL will change. Brands will change. Stab will change. Board manufacturing will change. The surf camp you’ve stayed at in Indo for the past three years? That’ll probably change, too. The specificities of those changes remain to be seen. But, if I had to guess, in order, I’d say fewer contests, less budget, adjusted model, hopefully no more 5-fins and good luck.
You know what won’t change, though? Surfing.
Regardless of how fun it is to make fun of the surf industry — and it is very fun — it is entirely separate from actual surfing. There have been products that have made surfing easier and projects that have inspired us to chase that high even more. But those things are just noise. Wonderful, in many cases, but still noise.
Surfing has always been surfing. Nothing more, and definitely nothing less.
I do think there’ll be plenty of noise on the other side of this. To be completely honest, I’m excited to see what this thing inspires. We could use a new tune. But even if we do descend into tribal warfare or the conspiracy theory sex children take over, surfing itself will still be there. With fewer 5-fins, fingers crossed.
If you want a quad, with all due respect, just get a fucking quad.
Now, let’s chat.
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Yep. Pity. Sympathy. Or probably humor. There’s something about grown men crying — insert Jordy face here — and that something is magnified when the source of the tears is a combination of foam, fiberglass and a fruity paint job. Hopefully, the story of one surfboard’s death will make you cherish what precious time you have left with your favorite board.
One last thing:
I haven’t surfed* in a month and I’ll explain the asterisk at a later date.
Please direct all hate mail to [email protected].
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