Strap in, motherfuckers.
We Want To Know What You Think About Surfing (The Stab Reader Survey)
Answer some questions, (maybe) win a free surfboard + wetsuits + boardshorts.
It's that time of year again.
Like tech giants Google, Facebook, and Amazon, we're here to source your personal data, quantify the findings, and apply our conclusions to macro-consumption patterns for maximum profit gains. AKA the Stab Reader Survey!
Unlike the tech giants, however, we won't be listening in to your most intimate convos via smart devices nor pushing electric hydrofoils anytime soon. And, in return for selling your soul (AKA answering 15-20 minutes worth of questions about your preferences in surfing), we'll be giving away the following goodies to one lucky surveyee:
- A new surfboard
- A new 3/2 wetsuit
- 3 pairs of boardshorts (moderately used*)
For non-partisan purposes, we must keep the identity of the giveaway brands a secret. But we can assure you it's all top-of-the-line gear.
And if you're still skeptical, think of it like this: we want to know what you like and loathe about certain aspects of surfing so that we can produce all forthcoming content with your preferences in mind.
Which is to say, it's in your own best interest to take the survey and answer truthfully.
Take the Stab Reader Survey here for a chance to win a free surfboard, a free 3/2, and 3 pairs of boardshorts.