TAJ BURROW’s 50 RULES OF STYLE
Style is a tough one. Put in too much effort and you’re labelled a princess. Too little and you’re out of your league. I don’t claim to know anything about fashion but I’m starting to know what I like. I’m no peacock but after a year of sitting in design meetings and having design swatches […]
Style is a tough one. Put in too much effort and you’re labelled a princess. Too little and you’re out of your league. I don’t claim to know anything about fashion but I’m starting to know what I like. I’m no peacock but after a year of sitting in design meetings and having design swatches stuffed under my beak, I feel like I can point you in the right direction. Here’s what I’ve learned about style…
- Unless you’ve got chunky stilts like Jules Wilson, steer clear of springies in the brine.
- You spend your days in puffy skate shoes, tone it down for a more fitted kick after dark.
- Avoid hoodies and big puffy jackets on a night out.
- If you’ve got busy boardies, pair it with a plain tee. You can do a button up in the tropics, too. That kinda works.
- Similarly, a busy tee can work with plain boardies.
- Plain with plain and you’re looking old, I reckon.
- If you’ve got the chance to suit up, do it. As surfers, you spend your life dressed down. May as well step it up when you can.
- I don’t like to stand out too much. I also don’t like to be washed into a sea of anonymity. If you’re going to a party where every cat is dressed in denim, chuck on pants.
- Denim shirts? Pretty mad, if you can pull it off. Wear over a rock tee.
- And, please don’t wear sneakers with a suit unless they’re real high-end like Common Projects. Converses with suits? Yawn.
- Jeans and thongs? Please, no. Didn’t the Y2K bug wipe you out?
- Boardies at airports? Not that cool. And, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a warm plane.
- Shoes and surf boardies. I know, Bruce Irons can do it. Not me, probably not you.
- An open shirt over a tee is a simple look that’s pretty simple.
- Ridiculously long boardies look exactly that. I’m not keen to get my thighs out but right on the top of the knee is more than acceptable.
- Big wallets bulging with receipts and cards and coins? All you need are a few notes, a credit card and a licence. Drop the coins in your car or a tip jar.
- That suit you just bought? I can guarantee it’s a size too big. Take it to a tailor. For an extra hundred bucks, even a cheapish suit’ll look awesome.
- Learn how to tie a tie. It ain’t that hard and it sure impresses a girl. Ain’t nothing lamer than a grown man having his woman or mum standing behind, twisting his flaps around.
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