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How To Surf Good Waves Sans Crowd

We’ve cracked the code in this week’s edition of the Fwd.

style // Jan 22, 2021
Words by Brendan Buckley
Reading Time: 4 minutes

Where I grew up, the water gets cold. 

Like, 40 (4 celsius) degrees cold. When I was in my pre-teens, I was not allowed to surf alone in the winter. As a result, I remember having to ride my bike up and down the beachfront, scouring every peak, hoping to find another rubber-bound soul. 

Look — there’s somebody on 12th. I can go surf! 

That didn’t last for very long, and so I spent many hours in my formative years bobbing around alone in the cold water trying to…I don’t know, figure out how to make a surfboard go backwards? There’s an old shipwreck at my home break and the mast still sticks out of the water at low tide. I named it Michael Angelo. My surf buddy. 

I was home over Christmas. On one unseasonably warm and sunny day, I saw about 70 people crowding the same stretch of waist-high peaks. 

Lineups are getting more crowded, and that statement seems to apply globally. 

Winter used to be a refuge, a place where we could go to freeze our asses off, surf by ourselves and possibly give Ninja Turtle names to shipwrecks from 1885. It now seems as though a change of season is no longer a sufficient crowd deterrent — another statement that feels globally relevant. Even in the five years I’ve lived in France, I’ve noticed a huge difference. 

Could have something to do with wetsuits getting cheaper and better. Probably has more to do with surfing’s surge in popularity — a consequence of boards getting cheaper and worse, maybe? I don’t know. Is there any way to know? 

I’m not here to lament or complain. If you know the joy of surfing, how could you be upset by the idea of others experiencing it? Instead, I’m here to talk about another way to get more waves. 

Dodge the sun. 

I’ve noticed this for years and it used to baffle me. Wave quality is the most important factor in surfing, right? Wrong, for a lot of people. This isn’t a new phenomenon — obviously the surf would be more crowded when it’s a beautiful, sunny day. Anything outside is busier on days like that. 

However, I think the number of people who surf has gone up while the number of people who surf when the weather is atrocious has remained relatively stable. 

Want proof? Go find some clouds. You might even save money on sunscreen. 

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One last thing: 

Alternative entrances into a lineup, such as jumping off a rock or paddling out from an abnormal angle, are typically hallmarks of a true local. These practices should be cherished and celebrated — especially when they realistically conserve very little in terms of time and/or energy,

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