Stab Magazine | Comments Of The Week, Edition 65

Comments Of The Week, Edition 65

Oh, we all love to talk!

style // Dec 23, 2016
Words by Dane Noakes
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Stab would like to think of the comment forums as therapy. You know, like boxing. So, keep punching away! Here’s some of the finest jabs and swings from the week just past…



08. Watch: “Splashing” With Kai Hing

“Ballyhoo rates this 4 solid pumps and a creme filled bellybutton.
Great waves, great surfing.
The overly contrasty pixelated grain makes me feel like a kid sneaking a peak at the ol’ mans bootleg porn.” — Balderdash Ballyhoo



07. Michel Bourez Wins His First Event Since 2014, The Pipe Masters

“Just stopping here to say Jordy claimed in one wave more than ADS and Medina combined all year round, fucking impressive.” — Claiming Jordina



06. Keanu Asing Fails To Requalify Despite Winning A World Tour Event

“I can’t believe Keanu came up short…” — noadeanesmoustache

“Keanu winning would have been a tall order.” — Occ Topus > noadeanesmoustache



05. Are We Not Entertained?

“Did Nic Lamb change into a business suit on the way to the chiropractor?” — Pam Hauser



04. John John Florence And The Never Been Done

“Pffttt, These Pro-Surfers and their grandiose delusions of self worth, has JJF won comment of the week multiple times?” — NEGATRON



03. Josh Kerr Parts Ways With Long-time Sponsor, Rusty

“hope he dosen’t go bankerrupt” — On The Contrary



02. The Fall And Rise Of Ezekiel Lau

“Zeke seems like someone who should have played a real sport, like football, not rhythmic gymnastics – oops I mean competitive surfing.” — walter-r-white



01. Here’s The Second Best Edit To Come Off The Rock This Week

“I had a radical time stalking Sage through foodland.” — dontneednochokebrain


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