Comments Of The Week, Edition 59
As curated by seasoned, revered commentator, iHusky.
10. Watch: Horrendous Weekend Jet Ski Slam At The Wedge
“Lucky they were wearing their life vests, otherwise someone could have gotten hurt.”
– Dalima Rouseff, politely observant. (2 upvotes)
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9. Mason Ho In License To Chill: Hawaiian Hurricanes
“Mason’s shaper must honestly fucking hate him.”
– Mr. Sparkle on ding repair. (2 upvotes)
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8. The Delightful Resurrection Of The Surf Video Game
“100 things more delightful than playing a surfing video game.
1. Surfing.
2 – 100: Repeat #1.”
– Balderdash Ballyhoo, truth bombs. (10 upvotes)
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7. WSL Employs Perth-Based Clever Buoy For Shark Prevention At J-Bay
“Can they get the priority buoy to send alerts to Conner?”
– Michael Newman, concerned. (6 upvotes)
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6. The Delightful Resurrection Of The Surf Video Game
“Man, can’t wait to feel the difference between those Futures and FCS fins on my iOS Hypto Krypto.”
– Jack Robinson’s Bowl Cut, excited by digital options. (21 upvotes)
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5. Chopes Bears Balarm Stack, A Dark Star In A Screaming Blue Hole
“I once ate an entire Balaram Stack at a pub in Rhode Island, got a t-shirt that said “I beat the Balaram Stack sandwich challenge, Rhode Island” – even got my polaroid on the wall!”
– david f, proud. (9 upvotes)
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4. Chippa Wilson Wins The Nixon Surf Challenge
“So Fergal can’t fly by plane ‘cause it’s harmful to the environment, but he’ll wear a 5/4/3 wet made by little kids in Indo and ride PU boards. Cunt’s about as environmentally friendly as those old foam maccas containers!”
– Poohurst, green watchdog. (21 upvotes)
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3. The Puerto Escondido Challenge Is Green Lit For Friday
“Will the Red Bull ban the Cape Fear tradies and carpenters from watching and posting about this?”
– Noa’s last dart, real talk. (14 upvotes)
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2. How To Surf In West Oz, With Kael Walsh
“His name sounds like a healthy dish I cannot afford.”
– gatorbeug, culinary woes. (4 upvotes)
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1. WSL Employs Perth-Based Clever Buoy For Shark Prevention At J-Bay
“In case of system failure, Optus will be giving the attacked surfer free data on the weekend.”
– Claiming Medina, scorned. (10 upvotes)
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