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Comments Of The Week, Edition 102

Goood boyyy!

style // Sep 23, 2017
Words by Michael Ciaramella
Reading Time: 3 minutes

What a week, nay, what a few weeks we’ve had since our Shreditor in Chief, Ashton Bograil, came in and righted Stab’s wrongs. Of course it wasn’t all Ashton, as both Stab’s re-privatization and the recent surf news outbreak have played a role in Stab’s improved content, but still, can’t you taste the fun? Feel our renewed virility? We’re back, baby! 

If you happened to be living in a hole, or even worse the Caribbean this past week, here’s a quick runthrough of what you’ve missed: a first-hand encounter of a shark attack, Kelly’s new wave was leaked online, the WSL is changing its… everything, Morgan got a selfie with Gabby Meds, we tried (and somewhat succeeded) getting into Kelly’s Wavepool event, we learned sad truths about a hurting Caribbean, we profiled Dion Agius, plus much, much more!

And good content, it would seem, brings out the best in our commenters. This week’s COTW selection was a heated one, with Stab employees debating, arm-wrestling, and playing dick-chicken to determine which comments would be highlighted below.

Then we heard a familiar whimper, a scratch at the door… Is that you, iHusky?  Our best boy! He’s back!

Without further ado, your comments of the week.

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12. Filipe Toledo Just Concluded His Murderous Rampage

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11. Kelly Slater’s Wave Factory

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10. We Showed Up Uninvited The Night Before Kelly Slater’s Wave Pool Event

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09. Everything We Know About The Growing Fractures Within The WSL’s Ranks

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08. Watch: Dan Malloy in “Slow Is Fast”

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07. Here’s Brent Dorrington And Surfing’s Most Desirable Venue

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06. Everything We Know About The Growing Fractures Within The WSL’s Ranks

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05. We’re Live At Kelly’s Wave Pool Event… Just Outside The Gates

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04. Watch: Dan Malloy in “Slow Is Fast”

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03. Watch: Mason Ho In “Temple Of The …Lost Stone: Indo Driver”

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02. Leaked: Kelly’s Wave With Sections!

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01. We’re Live At Kelly’s Wave Pool Event… Just Outside The Gates

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“Good luck with #1, but I stand by it for pure entertainment factor. Any naysayers can answer to the dog.”

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