Who Do You Think Won Stab In The Dark With Taj Burrow? - Stab Mag

Who Do You Think Won Stab In The Dark With Taj Burrow?

A question for those spray painting profanity on our paywall.

Words by Jack Mutschler

To watch the entire SITD series, click here.

“Fuck I could keep watching this,” I thought as the Stab In The Dark with Taj Burrow cut down (above) ended. A silly idea, considering I’ve already seen the full 4-part series more than once, and even downloaded it onto my computer. While this contributed to the ongoing storage issue on my laptop,(what the fuck is “other” and why is there 30 gigabytes of it?), I figured it was a necessary failsafe. A way to access the film after I inevitably get fired for something I don’t remember doing at the office Christmas party.

Out of respect our Premium subscribers, we don’t spoil the winner in this cut down version of the film. It’s more of a free sample; a baby spoonful of sherbet meant to spark the salivary glands of those hesitant to join the party. 

Commitments aside, we can still have a little fun, right? Based on the few clips above, who do you think won? What board looks like it belongs in the trash? Is subscribing to Stab Premium worth it? Let us know in the educated world of internet comments.

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