The Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez SEX TAPE!

Do unsubstantiated headlines make your blood boil? Are keystrokes and comment sections the modern stress ball? But more importantly, have you ever typed such keywords into your incognito browser? This curiously titled edit is Ian Crane and filmmaker Nick Green’s plunge into the internet’s twilight zone. Is it in bad taste or genius? Being gentlemen of low and occasionally deranged virtues, we appreciate this ploy to float above the incessant flood of Youtube clips. “We just want to spam,” the boys told us before releasing this edit. “It’s just a big joke, we kind of hope it pisses some pervs off who are expecting to see a Miley Cyrus sex tape, it’s the ultimate click bait!” they laugh.  

So here’s Mr Crane, cut to DEVO’s “Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA” shot at Jeffrey’s Bay and Panama. Come for Miley, stay for Ian.