Meet Stab High’s Teenage Q-Tip

This human Q-tip has taken up full-time residence on the Lower Trestles left, giving Jett Schilling all the practice he needs for forehand punts.

However the question remains whether Jett’s backhand will be primed for the excessive pop of the Waco ramp, which is likely to launch his scrawny frame into the Stabosphere. 

Guess you’ll need to attend or watch to find out how high he’ll really go. 

Less than 48 hours till kick-off.

Head here to buy tickets if you’re coming!

Or here to watch online!