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Watch: “If I was Goofy” With John John Florence

Haleiwa becomes a divine left.

Words by stab

Wrong foot surfers rejoice!

Not only has a silly-stanced world champion just been crowned, but John Florence has released a mirrored version of his timeless aquatic elegance. 

With John’s level of natural ability, it would be understandable to assume this is a highlight reel of him going switch. However, the waves, landmarks, and title of the clip tell us that this is merely just a post-production effect.

Pipeline is a right, backdoor is a left, and all is well in the minds of goofy foot surfers. Years of trying to emulate John’s robust down carves with no success can finally be amended, as goofy footers now have a proper training manual.

Watch here.

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