“I Like French Tits But I Like Brazilian Bums”
Taj, Ando, and Kerrzy take the Moist Quiz!
Blondes or brunettes? is a question that has troubled humanity since the dawn of sex.
“What about brains?” proclaims the feminist reader. “Why isn’t that one of the options?”
Well, first of all, a person can have blonde or brunette hair and a robust level of intelligence, so the mutual exclusivity you’re implying is offensive. Second, you can’t grab a handful of amygdala when mid-tryst, and that’s really what this question is in reference to.
Like blind mice in a cheese emporium, sirs Taj Burrow, Craig Anderson, and Josh Kerr attempt to answer this question and many more in the Moist Quiz playing above.
Spoiler alert: they all pick brunette, which could have something to do with their SOs sporting burgundy locks.
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