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Eight Minutes That’ll Make You Say, “Whaaat???” With Albee Layer And Matt Meola

“POLYLEMMA” by Take Shelter Productions is not to be missed. 

cinema // Nov 15, 2018
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Yes, there are double spins, judo kicks and nosegrabs. 

Yes, there are hippieflips and spindles.

Yes, there are laybacks that devy the laws of physics.

Of course, there’s some Jaws, fishing, hunting. 

Really, there is a lot to unpack. 

This edit, “POLYLEMMA”, is eight minutes of profanity inducing surfing. 

We don’t need to say more, just watch the fucking thing. 

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