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Balaram Stack And Christian Fletcher Juggle Flaming Knives Atop A 10-Foot Unicycle 

Because fuck you, that’s why.

cinema // Dec 17, 2021
Words by Jack Mutschler
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Balaram Stack.

East coast hellman, once had a pet alligator, and surfs with ‘fuck you’ style. How does one define ‘fuck you’ style? Glad you asked. Let’s examine:

  • 2:16. The shirt literally says ‘fuck you’. CKY merch too, back when we watched people do dumb shit without begging us to subscribe to their content toilets. Real love of the game type stuff.
  • 2:33. Talk about whipping your nuts out and dragging them across your in-laws’ dinner table. Sorry for the unpleasant visual, but I rewatched this clip ten times. That’s the only logical interpretation.
  • That entire end section. Neither I nor 90% of the people who talk down on ski assistance can pack a thiccy like that. The abrasions from the sandbar would leave me hairless, like a seal, but with a less exciting sex life.

And you can’t have a ‘fuck you’ party without Mr. Christian Fletcher. The legend claims he removed the eight non-middle fingers from his hands and surgically replaced them with the middle fingers of nearby surf lifestyle influencers.

Watch ‘Steppin Stoned’ here, courtesy of Mr. Metal Neck.

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