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4 Ways To Needlessly Overcomplicate The Tube

Let’s crown a World Champion – S.U.R.F ep 4 ‘Fake’.

cinema // Nov 6, 2023
Words by Stab
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“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated,” said the Chinese philosopher Confucius.

In that same timeless spirit, we came up with the final episode of S.U.R.F – where we took Ozzy, Krooky, Jel and Vinny to the frigid winter waters of Melbourne’s URBNSURF wave tank and asked them to complete a range of needlessly complicated surf-based skill tests. 

We then asked our panel of 9 local experts, who decided 70% of the vote, to pick a winner. 

The remaining 30% was determined at our party in Byron Bay, where the audience stuffed bolts into a life-sized cardboard cutout of their choosing, to crown the overall World Champ. 

Let democracy/complexity prevail.

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