4 Ways To Needlessly Overcomplicate The Tube

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated,” said the Chinese philosopher Confucius.

In that same timeless spirit, we came up with the final episode of S.U.R.F – where we took Ozzy, Krooky, Jel and Vinny to the frigid winter waters of Melbourne’s URBNSURF wave tank and asked them to complete a range of needlessly complicated surf-based skill tests. 

We then asked our panel of 9 local experts, who decided 70% of the vote, to pick a winner. 

The remaining 30% was determined at our party in Byron Bay, where the audience stuffed bolts into a life-sized cardboard cutout of their choosing, to crown the overall World Champ. 

Let democracy/complexity prevail.

• Watch episode 1 of S.U.R.F here
• Watch episode 2 of S.U.R.F here
• Watch episode 3 of S.U.R.F here