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WOMAN’S FINGERS “DECAPITATED” IN SURFING INCIDENT. HILLARY CLINTON TO BLAME?

Stab tackles a truly alarming story hidden by the #DeepState

news // Aug 30, 2018
Words by stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Surfing is a dangerous sport.

Many have lost limbs. Some have been paralyzed. Others have literally died at the firm hands of Zeus.

And then just one week ago, right-wing conspiracy blogger Liz Crokin lost two fingers in a surfing accident. According to the video she posted to YouTube, Crokin was dragging her board by (what sounds like was) its leash string when a collision with a wave caused a severe strain on the string, thus causing the “decapitation” (her words) of her two intertwined digits.

Crokin, who is moderately famous for her beliefs in an elite pedofile ring (boasting 90k Twitter followers and 34k YouTube subs), took to Twitter to chronicle the situation, which started normally enough but quickly veered into the obscure:

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Finger foods?! Guys and sponge baths?! Sorry… continue.

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If those tweets didn’t effectively elucidate Crokin’s beliefs, sit back and enjoy this snippet from her 24-minute recount of the surfing incident, in which she indirectly implicates Democratic presidential nominee and a world-renowned performance artist  in her surfing incident:

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“These people that I expose engage in witchcraft,” Crokin said. “You know, the people like Marina Abramović, the people like Hillary Clinton, [the people] from the deep state articles that are getting ready to write a hit piece on me right now. Well, look it up. Look it up. Do research on Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and their trip to Haiti and how—I think it was on their honeymoon—they admitted to doing voodoo there together. Research Marina Abramović; she talks about the rituals she does, she’s an occultist.

“All these people dabble in witchcraft and spirit cooking,” she added. “So, do these people do witchcraft against me? Of course they do. And I wouldn’t be surprised if they were casting spells on me the night before.”

So what do you think? Could Hillary and Marina be behind this brutal de-fingering by way of black magic, or did Crokin simply stick her fingers in the wrong hole?

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