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Hot Damn! Rare Spots Become Available At URBNSURF

The silverest of linings.  

news // Mar 19, 2020
Words by stab
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One thing to notice about these strange times is that we’re all learning a bunch of new words and phrases. ‘Pandemic’ is a great one to insert into every third or fourth sentence if you wanna feel smart. Very few people know what it means so you don’t even have to worry about using it accurately. You won’t be called out, just shoe-horn it in wherever you like and feel as smart as a pandemic.

Another classic is ‘silver linings’. We’ve all heard that one before and we also thought that Jennifer Lawrence looked great with black hair in that movie, but god damn ’silver linings’ is getting a good run at the moment. I had no idea that so many optimists would suddenly emerge once the entire world was forced to wipe its bum with Kit-Kat wrappers.

Wanna hear about the best silver lining? Because of the unfortunate cancelling of the Stab High Melbourne event, URBNSURF has some available slots open! You and your pals can pounce on some URBNSURF sessions this Friday and Saturday the 20th and 21st of March.

Since mid-November last year, the URBNSURF wave factory has sent the previously surf less city of Melbourne into a full-blown pandemic (bam!). The entire city has been gripped by a surf-froth-fever that’s resulted in two to three month long wait lists. Don’t let this rare opportunity slip through the cracks, slip under the chlorinated blue curtain this week by booking a session via the URBNSURF site now.

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