How To Watch Tonight's Stab In The Dark World Premiere Online

In an attempt to kill spoiler outrage, Stab in the Dark starring Mick, Dane, and Jordy will premiere online the same time as our world premiere on Oahu. That means we will open up a link to watch the film 30-minutes prior to it showing at 7PM (HST). The film, however, will not play until 7PM (HST). And, as the majority of us don’t live in Hawaii, we've taken the liberty to post a list of runtimes in (or close to) your respected time zones below. 

First, here’s how to watch: 

A half-hour before the film plays, we will post a story on Stabmag.com. You can access it the same way you got here. We will also be posting a reminder on Instagram/Instagram Stories/Facebook to alert you in the lead up to the world premiere, in case you didn’t read this first or forgot. 

When you get into the story, there will be a link that says Click Here To Watch Stab In The Dark. Click that and you will be asked to enter your name and email address. Once you’ve entered that information, Stab in the Dark will play. If you’re early to the party, you’ll have to wait until it shows. If you’re fashionably late, well, you’ll miss the first 10-15-20-however many minutes late. When the film ends, the post and video will disappear. On December 3rd, Stab in the Dark will be available for purchase on iTunes and at a way way later time it will be free to watch on Youtube. 

Stab in the Dark will show on this website (Stabmag.com) at: 

4PM in Sydney 

3PM on the Gold Coast

9PM in California 

12AM in New York 

6AM in Paris, France 

2AM in Sau Paulo, Brazil  

Oh, and if you watch it and find out that ____________ is 2019's best shaper in the world, remember to immediately post said knowledge to every one of your social platforms aye.ess.aye.pee. 

To the victor belong the spoils!