How To Get Your Next Burrito Comped Via The Pipe Pro

The other day, Callum Robson paid for my Chipotle by winning his Round 1 Pipe Pro heat with a 9.00 at the 11th hour. 

But, then Kelly stole my guac by losing his heat, and Connor O’Leary nabbed my kombucha by coming up short as well. 

Such is lunch-money gambling, which is the kind of gambling we like to endorse here at Stab.

In this spirit, our friends at BetOnline.ag want to match your annual Stab Premium sign-up fee with free gambling credits. Here’s how it works:

• If you’re not already a Stab Premium member, new members can sign up by purchasing a subscription here. (If you’re currently a Premium member, you’re already signed up! Skip this step and just enter the code below at BetOnline)
• After becoming an annual Premium member, sign up for BetOnline here using the promo code: STAB, and deposit a minimum of $79 (the price of Stab Premium).
• Within two weeks, you will receive a minimum $79 credit into your BetOnline account. You must place at least two bets within the two weeks to receive the credit. 
• Only applies to North American members, in states and countries where sports betting is legal. More Ts &Cs below. 

If there was ever a mötley crüe of over-educated, advantaged surf gamblers, it’s our Stab Premium audience. 

Mikey C., our Editor-in-Chief, took home $747 on day one at Pipe, for example. Talk about a Jackson Brunch. 

Here are his picks for the next day of competition:

Women’s R1:

$20 on Sally Fitz at +500 to win $100
$100 on Moana Wong at -150 to win $67
$100 on Caity Simmers at -110 to win $91
$100 on Molly Picklum at +100 to win $100

Men’s R3:

$50 on Kelly at -145 to win $34
$50 on LOB at +110 to win $55
$50 on Connor O’Leary at -115 to win $43
$50 on Italo at -200 to win $25
$400 on Barron Mamiya at -400 to win $100
$50 on Jacob Willcox at +120 to win $60
$50 on Griffin at -150 to win $33
$10 on Crosby at +375 to win $38
$500 on JJF at -1000 to win $50
$50 on Seth at -160 to win $31
$50 on Eli H at -115 to win $43
$100 on Leo F at -225 to win $44

Betonline x Stab promo Terms and conditions:

1. A MINIMUM BetOnline deposit of $79.00 is required to qualify for the free play bonus.
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3. Deposits via Skrill and Neteller do not qualify for this bonus.
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10. BetOnline reserves the right to alter or amend the Terms and Conditions of this promotion at any time without notice.
11. Please see BetOnline’s General Rules for additional terms and conditions regarding bonuses.
12. As always, please bet responsibly.