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How To Get Your Next Burrito Comped Via The Pipe Pro

Get your Stab Premium account price paid in free betting credits.

news // Feb 5, 2024
Words by Christian Bowcutt
Reading Time: 3 minutes

The other day, Callum Robson paid for my Chipotle by winning his Round 1 Pipe Pro heat with a 9.00 at the 11th hour. 

But, then Kelly stole my guac by losing his heat, and Connor O’Leary nabbed my kombucha by coming up short as well. 

Such is lunch-money gambling, which is the kind of gambling we like to endorse here at Stab.

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  • If you’re not already a Stab Premium member, new members can sign up by purchasing a subscription here. (If you’re currently a Premium member, you’re already signed up! Skip this step and just enter the code below at BetOnline)
  • After becoming an annual Premium member, sign up for BetOnline here using the promo code: STAB, and deposit a minimum of $79 (the price of Stab Premium).
  • Within two weeks, you will receive a minimum $79 credit into your BetOnline account. You must place at least two bets within the two weeks to receive the credit. 
  • Only applies to North American members, in states and countries where sports betting is legal. More Ts &Cs below. 

If there was ever a mötley crüe of over-educated, advantaged surf gamblers, it’s our Stab Premium audience. 

Mikey C., our Editor-in-Chief, took home $747 on day one at Pipe, for example. Talk about a Jackson Brunch. 

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$50 on Italo at -200 to win $25
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$50 on Jacob Willcox at +120 to win $60
$50 on Griffin at -150 to win $33
$10 on Crosby at +375 to win $38
$500 on JJF at -1000 to win $50
$50 on Seth at -160 to win $31
$50 on Eli H at -115 to win $43
$100 on Leo F at -225 to win $44

Betting rule #1: don’t get caught on the apex. Photo: Bielmann/WSL

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