Dane And Courtney Reynolds Are Having Twin Girls

Good feels in surf world this a.m. at the news of Dane Reynolds and charismatic wife, Courtney, having twin girls. Courtney, aka Napkin Apocalypse, announced the incoming deliveries via digital PR platform, Instagram, with a black and white photograph of the couple and son Sammy (in a plastic Mustang occupied by a frozen pop, gazing into his future family of five). For Sammy, only child life has an expiration date of six months. Twins are a delightful gift; they’re the swell of family power! But, enough sap. Let’s talk facts.

Dane, the cultural and progressive surf powerhouse, who Stab makes no secret of being smitten with, has two pending mouths to feed. Meaning his anti-corporate baby, Former, has hit a chief decimal for success. But, with their product consistently selling out and being the small operation that it is, their ROI may not be far off.

The bones on which their future offspring and Sammy’s siblings will cut their teeth.

Secondly, can we talk about the new opportunities @napkinapocalypse now faces? Creative Director Courts’ cast just grew by two. Sammy and Pam will soon share the spotlight with two (undoubtedly divine) supporting actors! Her adorable world of quirk will flourish with the new additions. 

As life kicks into precious gear, and Dane’s first chapter has buzzed past the eleventh hour, he and his charming wife are about to be hit with two things which no one is ever truly prepared: twins. But if there’s one thing we stand by, it’s that the world could use a few more Reynolds.