This Is What Surfing On Mushrooms Looks Like (Probably) - Stab Mag

Live Now: How Surfers Get Paid, Season 2 Episode 7 — Laird vs. The World

318 Views

This Is What Surfing On Mushrooms Looks Like (Probably)

Stickerless psychedlia with our friend Metal Neck.

elsewhere // May 2, 2023
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: < 1 minute

“The Earth is essentially one enormous surf movie,” begins the 1950’s radio narrative for Matt Tromberg’s newest clip. While it may only be a playfully grandiose conclusion, drawn in the midst of an induced spiritual ‘awakening,’ the rest of the film follows suit.

The fractal edit features underground San Clemente staple Jonah Carter, a kid from SoCal who was well and truly not on our radar. “He’s not on anybody’s radar,” Matt then tells us. “He just cruises, he’s not trying to get sponsored or anything. He’s just really good at surfing. I feel like every surf town has a gnarly mysto ripper guy, with rad style who just keeps to themselves. Jonah is that guy at Lowers.”

Click above for a psychedelic surf simulation, spanning a wormhole between Tahiti and Trestles — and make sure not to paddle under Jonah if you see him quietly hunting sections at Lowers.

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

2015 Energy, 2025 Execution: JW and Jordy Run Riot On Gold Coast

The wildcard racked up 18-points + steamrolled an Olympic gold medallist along the way.

May 9, 2025

Everything You Need To Know About Stab High Japan 2025 Presented By Monster Energy

Who, when, where, and how to watch.

May 9, 2025

Morgz Ousts Ewing, Steph Cools Simmers, Toledo Pours Kerosene on His Pile of Green Leaves

Wildcards rampage on day two of the Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro.

May 8, 2025

Is This The End Of The ‘Bu As We Know It?

Charting the devastating aftermath of L.A.’s Palisades Fire.

May 8, 2025

Stab High Rookie Fires A Few Tail High Warning Shots

Watch Dane Henry's West Australian Snapt5 B-sides.

May 8, 2025

Re-Watch: Stab High Wildcard Ryan Huckabee’s Bootleg SEOTY

HUCK, and an insight into Ryan Huckabee's work-life balance.

May 7, 2025

Stab Interview: Nicolas Cage

On tombstoning in Malibu, Kelly Slater, shoving things in people’s mouths, and the release of…

May 6, 2025

“The End of an Era”

Rest in Power, Clyde Aikau.

May 5, 2025

Can You Surf Without A Traction Pad? 

Only 9% of surfers do, so let’s reveal who makes the best in the game. 

May 5, 2025

Julian Wilson Reverts To Vintage Form, Eliminates Jack Robinson

Morgan Cibilic gets a late wildcard into the draw and continues rampage.

May 4, 2025

Unlocked: Jai Glindeman’s Stab Edit Of The Year Entry, ‘Free Flow’

Shot in Fiji, Indo and Oz during ‘Magic May’.

May 4, 2025

When Is An Interference An Interference?

And more existential questions from Day 1 of the 2025 Gold Coast Pro Burleigh.

May 3, 2025

Stab Interview: WSL CEO Ryan Crosby On The Tectonic Shifts Coming To The Championship Tour

Mid-year cut and Final Five to depart in 2026, while Pipeline will return as the…

May 2, 2025

Breaking: Pipeline To Return As Final CT Stop For 2026, While Mid-Year Cut And WSL Finals Will Depart

Surf fans, rejoice.

May 2, 2025

How Surfers Get Paid: Season 2, Episode 7

Laird Vs. The World.

May 2, 2025

Vote Now! The Final Spot In Stab High Japan 2025 Is Yours To Give

Pick your pony from the top 10 Instagram submissions.

May 1, 2025

Preview: The Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro

Bede Durbidge + Maddy Job breakdown the return of Burleigh after a 25-year CT hiatus.

May 1, 2025

Jack Robinson Signs Deal with World’s Largest Cryptocurrency Platform, Binance

And now paddling out at North Point is the same as buying dog-themed JPEGs on…

May 1, 2025
Advertisement