"It’s Definitely Weird When The Thing You Love To Do Becomes Your Job" - Stab Mag
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"If I wasn’t a professional surfer, I probably wouldn’t know what I want to do right now. I’d probably be in high school like, ‘What the fuck should I do with my life? Where do I go to college?’ I’d probably be thinking about that." Photo: Pat Nolan

“It’s Definitely Weird When The Thing You Love To Do Becomes Your Job”

O’Neill drops official Caity Simmers hype reel because… she’s really good at her job.

elsewhere // Sep 9, 2024
Words by Christian Bowcutt
Reading Time: 3 minutes

Read our full Finals Day comp wrap here.

The first time I met Caity Simmers in the Stab office, she wanted to talk about booksin particular the works of another unfairly talented California woman: Joan Didion.

If you’re lucky enough to have 10 or more minutes with the youngest surfing World Champion of all time, you’ll quickly realize she’d be just as comfortable in a English Literature PhD program as she is linking a stylish Roundy together at Lowers right.

Her Stab Edit of the Year entry was called Bell Jar, after all. Sylvia Plath (Caity’s favorite writer) was likely cheering her on from whatever astral writing desk she’s currently inhabiting.

“Yeah, I think my favorite subject is English for sure. I learned about Sylvia Plath in school. That’s how I found her,” Caity said. “Usually when you’re learning about something in school, you’re kind of against it. But then we were learning about, I think, great literature in the 1950s or whenever she was writing. They described her and I was like, ‘Oh, that girl sounds cool.’ So then I ordered one of her books and it was pretty sick.” Photo: Sherm

At just 18 years of age, Caity Simmers has already dropped two major surf films, won the Stab High Ladybirds division twice, competed in the Olympics, won Rookie Of The Year, and charmed even the hearts of surfing’s most curmudgeon characters.

This is only the third time in Women’s surfing history that a surfer has won a World Title within their first two years on Tour (Steph and Carissa did so previously).

If you couldn’t hear it on the broadcast, at one point the Caity Camp was verbally fighting against the Caroline Camp, even coming to faux-blows in a mosh pit. But by heat’s end, it was all love and the two parties hugged and even harmonized in a sportsmanlike rendition of Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline”. Photo: Sherm

As Julian Wilson prophesied to us months ago, “Caity Simmers gets it done this year in the women’s side,” said Julian. “Crazy good in all conditions and she will lock in. Really excited to see her win a world title and I’m sure there will be many more to follow if she wants it.”

With a contract worth a reported $541k from Red Bull alone, a brand new Ford Ranger pick-up, rumors of a home purchase in Oceanside, and a indefatigably humble, intelligent brain, Caity Simmers is fulfilling the inevitable: ethical, lovable world surfing domination.

“Yeah, it’s definitely weird when the thing that you love to do becomes your job almost. You’re like, ‘Wait, I have to do this?’ But I think I’ve been trying to work on finding separation between the job aspects of surfing and like… If I go surfing with some of my friends, that just reminds me of why I do it. But if I’m going to do training, or try a bunch of fins or something like that, it feels different. And that’s definitely helped, I guess, with not getting over it. Keeping it separated helps,” Caity told us. Photo: Sherm

As Caity once told us, “I think the word professional surfer is just weird. Last year I was like, ‘Don’t call me a professional surfer.’ I don’t know, I was just weirded out by people calling me that.”

Let’s see if she prefers “World Champ” instead — my gut tells me she won’t.

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