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Naughty 11x World Champ Caught Flunking Rio For Thumping Temples

How dare he.

elsewhere // Jun 22, 2022
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Cheeky goat. 

11x World Champ, Kelly Slater pulled the pin on El Salvador and Rio citing a mystery injury. 

However, new evidence suggests he’s just not that horny to surf against blokes half his age at an event Fil Toledo always wins. 

An overexposed crypto-portfolio may explain his hesitancy in El Salvador. 

Guess he’s not fussed on finishing top 5?

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