Jonah Hill Releases Debut Surf Film
Uncle Joey makes First Point say uncle.
It’s a Malibu summer, you bunch of bitches.
If you don’t like Diplo’s matching quiver or Jonah Hill’s 88 surfboards soft top edit, then you can glue your eyes shut and stay the fuck home.
Uncle Joey logged in some serious people dodging time at first point’s fenceless zoo, and filmer Jack Coleman captured all of the glory. Despite Hill’s cinematic success in actual movies, he was unfortunately outshined in this short surf film.
The real star of “Uncle Joey”? This guy:
This guy fucks. He’s fucks my wife, he fucks your wife, and right now, he’s strapping his board to the roof of his station wagon so he can cruise home and fuck his wife.
Click here for the goods.
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