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How To Spend Your Last $230 Betting On COOKING Teahupo’o

Today will see carnage. Hopefully not in our bank account.

elsewhere // Aug 18, 2022
Words by Michael Ciaramella
Reading Time: < 1 minute

If all goes to the WSL’s/Surfline’s master plans, Teahupo’o should be rilfing today.

10-15 foot, straight offshore, and squarer than a city block.

We’re talking shades of 2014, sans the John-Kelly matchup.

Surf fans around the globe will have their incognito tabs ready, darting dexterously between A+ surf action and Excel spreadsheets, depending on their bosses’ proximity.

The only way to make today even more intoxicating? Putting a little skin in the game.

Self-mutilation not required. But if you want a reminder of just how wrong things can go at Chopes, rewatch Kelia Moniz’s ill-fated but highly applaudable attempt to wrangle the beast on a log in 2000-something.

Stab’s official surf betting partner this season is Betonline.ag, and we’ve gone pretty hard with our punts on Tahiti Day 3. Thus far in the event we’re down $25, so let’s hope some of these picks hit.

Day 3 picks: 

  • $20 on Caroline Marx at +125 to win $25
  • $50 on Courtney Conlogue at -105 to win $47
  • $30 on Vahine Fierro at -105 to win $28
  • $50 on Kelly Slater at +100 to win $50
  • $40 on Caio Ibelli at +180 to win $72
  • $40 on Jadson Andre at +400 to win $160

Make your own picks here.

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