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Good Surf Zinc You Can Eat If You Want To

Whack a tub of Surf Yogis in your glovebox.

elsewhere // Jan 19, 2022
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Modern day science is diving the whole world but if one thing is certain, it’s that we need to wear sunscreen. The prevalence of skin cancers in Australia is the highest in the world. Two in three Australians will be diagnosed with skin cancer by the age of 70 and about 2,000 Australians die from skin cancer each year. 

It’s fucked, it’s preventable, and we have good solutions. 

Surf Yogis blend cacao, coconut, beeswax, vanilla bean, coffee extract, castor oil and zinc oxide to create a skin-shield that will leave you looking bronzed, and without the burden of having to constantly reapply. It’s also edible, which means if you’re really, really hungry, you could wack some down your esophagus. 

Handy. 

Your average smoothie that uses these ingredients would cost the same as a tub of this magic, and you only get a single serving – a farce in comparison to the lifespan of surf yogis which you can dip your phalanges into for a near-eternity. 

Buy a tub here and stick it in your glovebox.

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